Reading order
| # | Title | Published | Author | Buy on Amazon |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Real Vampires Have Curves | 2007 | Gerry Bartlett | Buy |
| 2 | Muse of Fire | 2007 | Gerry Bartlett | N/A |
| 3 | Real Vampires Live Large | 2007 | Gerry Bartlett | Buy |
| 4 | Real Vampires Get Lucky | 2008 | Gerry Bartlett | Buy |
| 5 | Real Vampires Don’t Diet | 2009 | Gerry Bartlett | Buy |
| 6 | Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs | 2009 | Gerry Bartlett | Buy |
| 7 | Real Vampires Have More to Love | 2010 | Gerry Bartlett | Buy |
| 8 | Real Vampires Don’t Wear Size Six | 2011 | Gerry Bartlett | Buy |
| 9 | Real Vampires Hate Skinny Jeans | 2012 | Gerry Bartlett | Buy |
| 10 | Real Vampires Know Hips Happen | 2013 | Gerry Bartlett | Buy |
| 11 | Real Vampires Know Size Matters | 2013 | Gerry Bartlett | Buy |
| 12 | Real Vampires Take a Bite Out of Christmas | 2014 | Gerry Bartlett | Buy |
| 13 | Real Vampires Say Read My Hips | 2014 | Gerry Bartlett | Buy |
| 14 | Rafe and the Redhead | 2015 | Gerry Bartlett | Buy |
| 15 | Real Vampires and the Viking | 2016 | Gerry Bartlett | Buy |
| 16 | When Glory Met Jerry | 2018 | Gerry Bartlett | Buy |
| 17 | Highland Christmas | 2019 | Gerry Bartlett | Buy |
| 18 | Glory and the Pirates | 2020 | Gerry Bartlett | Buy |
| 19 | Glory Does Vegas | 2021 | Gerry Bartlett | Buy |
| 20 | Revenge of the Pirates | 2022 | Gerry Bartlett | Buy |
| 21 | Rafe Takes The Heat | 2023 | Gerry Bartlett | Buy |
The Real Vampires series by Gerry Bartlett is a 21-book paranormal romance published between 2007 and 2023. The series follows Glory St. Clair, a plus-size vampire who was turned centuries ago and now lives in Austin, Texas, where she runs a vintage clothing store.
The titles are built around body-themed humor: Real Vampires Have Curves, Real Vampires Don’t Diet, Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs, and so on. Later entries like Glory Does Vegas and Revenge of the Pirates expand the setting and supporting cast. The series pairs vampire mythology with romantic comedy and a protagonist who breaks the typical mold of paranormal romance heroines.