David Thorne Standalone Novels books in order

David Thorne's sixteen humour books collect absurdist email exchanges, essays, and workplace anecdotes, published between 2012 and 2024.

Reading order

# Title Published Author Buy on Amazon
1 I’ll Go Home Then, It’s Warm and Has Chairs. The Unpublished Emails. 2012 David Thorne Buy
2 The Internet is a Playground 2014 David Thorne Buy
3 Look Evelyn Duck Dynasty Wiper Blades. We Should Get Them 2014 David Thorne Buy
4 That’s Not How You Wash a Squirrel 2015 David Thorne Buy
5 Wrap It In A Bit of Cheese Like You’re Tricking The Dog 2016 David Thorne Buy
6 The Collected Works of 27B/6 2016 David Thorne Buy
7 Walk It Off, Princess 2017 David Thorne Buy
8 The Ducks in the Bathroom Are Not Mine 2017 David Thorne Buy
9 Crows, Papua New Guinea, and Boats 2018 David Thorne Buy
10 I Wont Be Coming Into Work Today Because You’re All Dickheads 2019 David Thorne Buy
11 Burning Bridges to Light the Way 2019 David Thorne Buy
12 Deadlines Don’t Care If Janet Doesn’t Like Her Photo 2021 David Thorne Buy
13 Everyone’s Friendly and Nobody Gets Upset 2022 David Thorne Buy
14 How to Talk to Girls and Lizards 2023 David Thorne Buy
15 Yesterday’s Words at Tomorrow’s Prices 2024 David Thorne Buy
16 Just Because It Happened To You Doesn’t Make It Interesting 2024 David Thorne Buy

The Internet is a Playground (2014) was Thorne’s first widely distributed book, collecting the email exchanges that had made his website famous. Subsequent books kept the same basic formula while adding new material: absurd responses to real or lightly fictionalized correspondence, workplace stories, and essays on topics ranging from graphic design to parenting to dealing with difficult clients.

The titles grew more elaborate as the series went on. Deadlines Don’t Care If Janet Doesn’t Like Her Photo (2021), Everyone’s Friendly and Nobody Gets Upset (2022), and Just Because It Happened To You Doesn’t Make It Interesting (2024) are typical of the later output. These read as standalone collections rather than a developing series, and each book is roughly equivalent in length and format.

Thorne’s audience is loyal and the books have sold steadily over more than a decade. His style has not changed much, which suits readers who found the early books funny and want more of the same. For new readers, The Internet is a Playground or That’s Not How You Wash a Squirrel are sensible starting points.

Frequently Asked Questions

How many books are in the David Thorne Standalone Novels series?

There are sixteen books in the David Thorne Standalone Novels series, published between 2012 and 2024.

What is the first book in the David Thorne Standalone Novels series?

The first book in the David Thorne Standalone Novels series is I’ll Go Home Then, It’s Warm and Has Chairs. The Unpublished Emails., published in 2012.

Do David Thorne's books need to be read in any particular order?

No, the books are independent of each other and can be read in any order. Each one collects a fresh set of exchanges and essays, so there is no continuing story to follow. Most readers dip in wherever the title catches their eye.

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