Onesis Totlandia books

Josie Brown writes the Totlandia series under the Onesis Totlandia imprint — an 8-book episodic series about competitive motherhood in San Francisco's elite playgroup scene. Find all books in reading order.

Totlandia Reading Order

Title Published Buy on Amazon
The Onesies: Fall 2012 Buy
The Onesies: Winter 2012 Buy
The Onesies: Spring 2013 Buy
The Onesies: Summer 2013 Buy
The Twosies: Fall 2015 Buy
The Twosies: Winter 2016 Buy
The Twosies: Spring 2017 Buy
The Twosies: Summer 2017 Buy

The Totlandia series is written by Josie Brown, a prolific author of women’s fiction and romantic comedies. The eight-book series follows four women competing for spots in the most exclusive mothers-and-tots playgroup in San Francisco’s Pacific Heights neighborhood. The club’s ruthless founder enforces strict rules: no single parents, no working mothers, and no scandals.

Brown, who also writes the Housewife Assassin’s Handbook series, brings sharp humor to the world of competitive parenting among San Francisco’s ultra-wealthy. Each candidate has a secret that could disqualify her — from a hidden career to a missing husband to a past in adult entertainment.

Frequently Asked Questions

How many books has Onesis Totlandia written?

Onesis Totlandia has written eight books in one series.

What was Onesis Totlandia's first book?

Onesis Totlandia’s first book is The Onesies: Fall, published in 2012.

Who writes the Totlandia series?

The Totlandia series is written by Josie Brown, a bestselling author also known for the Housewife Assassin’s Handbook series. The books were published in an episodic format, with four “Onesies” books and four “Twosies” books.

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